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Wesseler, also known as the drunk stranger. Pleasuring yourself in the shower after some hand numbing, causing you to slip and fall, and vomit all over yourself.
I Wesselered myself last night, almost had to go to the hospital.
by Ben765 July 20, 2016
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When you drunk masturbate in the shower, then hit your head, fall down and puke on yourself
How was your night last night, not great I Wesselered myself again!
by Bf81818 July 17, 2016
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