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it's similar to “womp womp” but it's a sadder more unfortunate sound. you feel bad for the person when you use this; it's not used sarcastically. it's the sound of stepping in dog shit or ice cream falling off an ice cream cone. wermp :/
Eliza: When I walked out of my apartment I had to walk through a puddle and soaked my new converse!
Bre: Wermp
wermp by B Jo Girl January 25, 2024
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wormplay 

The act of taking a small earthworm and sliding it inside of your penis.
I'm never doing wormplay. It sounds disgusting.
wormplay by Blue Couch Mike Chilton November 30, 2019
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wermp werp werm wemp Wempi Werpoon wrmp Warmp Warmpa warmpus
a werewolf fucked a vampire, and out popped a werepyre
werepyre by werepyre April 29, 2009
A word that a white man in his forties ruined and subsequently buried.
I personally believe Kennedy's retirement was super werpt.
werpt by Jezza_CH July 2, 2018

werepire 

a cross between a werewolf and a vampire.
also know as a hybrid.
I never seen a werepire, but they are probably the best mystical creature ever.
werepire by alligator48 April 27, 2009
1) A really stupid person.
2) An incel.
3) Someone who is really cocky about their skills despite being bad at everything.
4) Tends to be racist, misogynistic, homophobic, and thinks that everyone else is inferior.
1) Warmpa: "I'm so smart and so good at math this math test was SO EASY"

Person A: "Shut up man you say that every time."

Warmpa: "No you're just so STUPID HA."

2 Days Later...

Person A: "I got a 90 on the math test!"

Warmpa: "WHAT I GOT A 56?"

Person A: "I thought it was easy!"

Warmpa: "Shut the fuck up!"

2) Warmpa: "Guys I have a girlfriend and she's really hot!"

Person A: "She's probably fake."

Warmpa: "Shut the fuck up you could never get a girlfriend like me."

Person A: "Uh-huh..."

Warmpa: "So uh... Well like.... I sort of called her a whore and blocked her because she was too ugly."

Person B: "I thought you said she was hot?"

Warmpa: "Well like shut up go kys."

Person A: "Shut up Warmpa."

3) Person A: "Guys my grandpa just passed away..."

Person B: "Oh man I'm so sorry."

Person C: "I'm sorry for your loss."

Warmpa: "Shut the fuck up I'm playing ROBLOX like what..."

Person B: "What the hell?"

Person A: "My grandpa just died and you told me to shut up because you're playing a game?"

Warmpa: "No need to be so dramatic.... UHH!"

Person C: "Why do you always have to be a Warmpa?"

4) Warmpa: "Oh my god I got kicked off of the Varsity tennis team by a BLACK PERSON!"

Person A: "What the..."

Person B: "Why does it matter if they're black?"

Warmpa: "Because I HATE BLACK PEOPLE!"

Person A: "Why do you have to be so racist, you Warmpa."

Warmpa: "You guys are so annoying UH!"
Warmpa by ImNoWarmpa May 22, 2021

sweet werm 

when you step into something cold and your penis shrinks up like a gummy worm
shoot dude that water was so cold it gave me a sweet werm
sweet werm by mabry r August 20, 2016
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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