earthworm

An uncircumsized weiner

Mike's earthworm dried out whilst tanning in his backyard

by genegine October 14, 2006

earthworm

The act of defecating on a pane of glass. For example, suppose you are at a party at a house with a room with a skylight. You would then climb to the roof, position yoruself above the skylight, drop trou, and proceed to defecate on the glass. The resulting image would be that of an eartworm emerging upon the glass. Known to occur most frequently in Philadelphia and its surroundings.

An earthworm has all the insult of a "pressed ham" with injury as well.

by amasdasdfkjghsdfkjgf January 1, 2006

earthworm

the art of fingering a person's asshole then following up with entering the finger in the victim's nose.

that bitch is a whore, i gave her the earthworm last night and she did'nt even flinch.

by topdrawer1978 September 8, 2006

earthworm

another word for male genitalia hoo yah

i got hit right where it hearts in the fucking earthworm

by anonoymous726389 October 19, 2004

Earthworm

A member of the Swarthmore male ultimate frisbee team. Possesses much love of the game, reasonable quanities of alcohol, and an uncanny competitive edge. Sometimes misses practice because he is writing a five-page paper that was due last week but his professor is really quite serious about it being due in twenty minutes.

Oh shit. We have to play the Earthworms next. At least they're good sports about winning.

by Nice Mark February 17, 2005

Earthworming

While during anal intercourse a girl defecates on the boys penis. "Earthworming" because......u know......

"Yee me and whatsername were going at it and all of a sudden she was earthworming on me! Like WTF!!!??"

by Coche Hijo February 7, 2012

earthwormed

When a person is buried and then becomes food for worms.

My grandma got earthwormed last week. Sad times.

by Mr. Dirty Thumb July 21, 2014