Religion dedicated to the one true
God, Father weigert. Father weigert has moved from this world after his enlightenment on his followers. He rests eternally in the dankest of the dank
river valleys with a broken stapler as his holy weapon and the light of the baby leg lamp
forever shining down upon him. He left us with his feirce companion, the all mighty midget
bear. The followers read from the holy scriptures from the Book of Weigert. According to the scriptures, “Father Weigert will come again and kill the one they call Brodey because he is annoying as fuck. He shall be stricken from the Earth by the deadly lazer that is the
sun.” Josh 4:17
“I will not be your false
god” he said to them. And in reply the men responded, “ you shall be our one true
God and we shall build a
church for the and devote it to you, to Weigertism.