weiners

An Italian male with Jewish characteristics. Has a high pitched nasally voice that when making threats can never be taken seriously by anyone, they will only result in laughter. Constantly complaining about how bad life is and how the whores they date keep fucking everybody behind his back. Will constantly pester you to buy his shitty vitamin products and "join the team". A Weiners might be seen in a record store buying "the classics", wearing a beanie cap which resembles a Yamaka, hence the Jewish characteristics. A Weiners looks at the world with an outlook similar to an 80 year old Jewish grandmother's. The best way to defeat a Weiners is through unidentifiable text messages. Please do not get a Weiners to do anything bad, especially coke, because he'll think your the devil. When placed in a crew a Weiners has a role similar to 'Screech' in Saved By The Bell

"Everybody's always messing with me."

" That's because you pulled a Weiners"

weiners by Big Travis October 2, 2006

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weiners

a name you call a person who is socially awkward and keeps to himself

person 1: why didnt jim come out lastnight?
person 2: weiners was to busy doing "homework"

weiners by cockpoop June 16, 2009

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Weiners Circle

Female Vagina, A take on Winners Circle. The round hole where a male penis fits inside your girl.

My girl took me on a late night trip to the Weiners Circle last night after busten the shit out of those ballers from the other school. She opened up that 'ol weiners circle for me! Dang...right on...

Weiners Circle by NYCtorker February 24, 2011

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Weiners and Cheese

When you are feeling flustered, and want to express your feelings, you yell "WEINERS AND CHEESE!" This is usually associated with Pac-man, Dig Dug, and/or Galaxian. It is also the official holiday of Tuesdays. Every Tuesday is weiners and cheese day.

-"OH WEINERS AND CHEESE!"

-"Hey Trey, today is Tuesday!" "Weiners and cheese!"

Weiners and Cheese by The Ultimate Kink Masters. October 20, 2011