An Italian male with Jewish characteristics. Has a high pitched nasally voice that when making threats can never be taken seriously by anyone, they will only result in laughter. Constantly complaining about how bad life is and how the whores they date keep fucking everybody behind his back. Will constantly pester you to buy his shitty vitamin products and "join the team". A Weiners might be seen in a record store buying "the classics", wearing a beanie cap which resembles a Yamaka, hence the Jewish characteristics. A Weiners looks at the world with an outlook similar to an 80 year old Jewish grandmother's. The best way to defeat a Weiners is through unidentifiable text messages. Please do not get a Weiners to do anything bad, especially coke, because he'll think your the devil. When placed in a crew a Weiners has a role similar to 'Screech' in Saved By The Bell
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by I.A.P November 18, 2007
Weiner: (W ee'ner)
1. To be the object of fucking, namely one's self and other's careers.
2. The embodiment of being a dick and a cunt simultaneously.
3. The art of humiliation regarding one's self. "I am such a Weiner"
Once the object of humor, today the connotation 'Weiner' evokes embarasment and bewilderment.
1. To be the object of fucking, namely one's self and other's careers.
2. The embodiment of being a dick and a cunt simultaneously.
3. The art of humiliation regarding one's self. "I am such a Weiner"
Once the object of humor, today the connotation 'Weiner' evokes embarasment and bewilderment.
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