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An Italian male with Jewish characteristics. Has a high pitched nasally voice that when making threats can never be taken seriously by anyone, they will only result in laughter. Constantly complaining about how bad life is and how the whores they date keep fucking everybody behind his back. Will constantly pester you to buy his shitty vitamin products and "join the team". A Weiners might be seen in a record store buying "the classics", wearing a beanie cap which resembles a Yamaka, hence the Jewish characteristics. A Weiners looks at the world with an outlook similar to an 80 year old Jewish grandmother's. The best way to defeat a Weiners is through unidentifiable text messages. Please do not get a Weiners to do anything bad, especially coke, because he'll think your the devil. When placed in a crew a Weiners has a role similar to 'Screech' in Saved By The Bell
"Everybody's always messing with me."

" That's because you pulled a Weiners"
weiners by Big Travis October 2, 2006
a name you call a person who is socially awkward and keeps to himself
person 1: why didnt jim come out lastnight?
person 2: weiners was to busy doing "homework"
weiners by cockpoop June 16, 2009

Weiners Circle 

Female Vagina, A take on Winners Circle. The round hole where a male penis fits inside your girl.
My girl took me on a late night trip to the Weiners Circle last night after busten the shit out of those ballers from the other school. She opened up that 'ol weiners circle for me! Dang...right on...
Weiners Circle by NYCtorker February 24, 2011

Weiners and Cheese 

When you are feeling flustered, and want to express your feelings, you yell "WEINERS AND CHEESE!" This is usually associated with Pac-man, Dig Dug, and/or Galaxian. It is also the official holiday of Tuesdays. Every Tuesday is weiners and cheese day.
-"OH WEINERS AND CHEESE!"

-"Hey Trey, today is Tuesday!" "Weiners and cheese!"

titty-weiners 

Male or females nipples when erect and standing out.
My girlfriends titty-weiners were so hard, they looked ready to cut glass.

gretchen weiners 

The girl from Mean Girls who says "So Fetch!"
"Omg1 you are so like gretchen weiners"

Steamy Weiners

A song from the 1990's.
Lyrics:

"Steamy Weiners, how I love them
and I want them in my mouth"
Steamy Weiners by Bobbi Schmool July 14, 2006
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
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