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Weekenditis 

What one who works a full-time job will catch at a certain point in the week where they are no longer willing to do work in anticipation to the upcoming weekend; similar to the more popular 'senioritis' often found in high schools.
On Thursday afternoon Stacy threw down her work and said "I'm done, I'm not doing anymore, I've got a severe case of weekenditis," as she strolled off to the break room for an undetermined amount of time.
Weekenditis by Lizzz S October 18, 2008

Nut Weakening 

When the buttocks of a woman are so soft and plump that they have the ability to make a man ejaculate prematurely.
“Damn! Did you see that ass? That shit was Nut Weakening!”
Nut Weakening by AlwaysHip March 10, 2021

weekendnesia

the weekend begins and you party all weekend, getting smashed every night, when you finally go to work on monday morning you sit down only to find you can't remember what you were doing on Friday before the weekend. This is particularly bad when its a long weekend, like easter
After a weekend of partying Rob sat down at the Monday morning meeting to discuss plans for the week and last weeks completed work, when it was his turn to address his colleagues, he said, "sorry, i have weekendnesia, I don't know what I am doing this week or what I did last week"

I hit the pubs and clubs so hard this weekend I have weekendnesia.
weekendnesia by siffbachelor April 21, 2009

Weakening Sour 

This is the definition of B-Con and a reflection of all of the town OldBridge in dirty jersey. The weakening sour mean that B-Con loves drinking cosmos with the roomies, sex (with girls of course) and being in dark and lonely spiritual places. Smoking bowls and sweening.
Weakening Sour by club 223 November 9, 2009

weekendicked

When given a task and/or an assignment that is to be completed over the weekend, thus dicking up your Saturday and Sunday.
Ex1. The professor totally weekendicked the class when he asked them to add definitions into the urban dictionary as a weekend assignment. Dammit!

Ex2. Thanks for giving me a weekendick honey, I'll get right on to building that jungle gym
weekendicked by SubD88 July 13, 2009

weakening 

Something that is so lame, that it actually draws energy from the person who witnesses it.
1. "I saw that new Steve Martin "Pink Panther" movie and it was thoroughly weakening."

2. "I felt weakened after watching that lame comic on the "Tonight Show."
weakening by ThePaulHenderson November 25, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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