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Weakening Sour 

This is the definition of B-Con and a reflection of all of the town OldBridge in dirty jersey. The weakening sour mean that B-Con loves drinking cosmos with the roomies, sex (with girls of course) and being in dark and lonely spiritual places. Smoking bowls and sweening.
Weakening Sour by club 223 November 9, 2009

Nut Weakening 

When the buttocks of a woman are so soft and plump that they have the ability to make a man ejaculate prematurely.
“Damn! Did you see that ass? That shit was Nut Weakening!”
Nut Weakening by AlwaysHip March 10, 2021

wettening 

The act of making something wet.
"Its quite crusty down there, it might need wettening up"
wettening by bajaha mmm hmm March 13, 2009

Weavering 

The act of hitting someone in the face with a lunch tray.
Dude, did you see that Patrick guy?
Yea, I did!
He got totally weavered!
Yea, I know right, that lunch tray had to hurt!

That guy is really pissin me off man.
Yea, he's being a Crabtree.
I'm thinking of Weavering him.
Go for it, man!
Weavering by Smurd February 11, 2009
A corrupted version of winning, this is a common practice among Wannabe Trolls, Pussies, or members of someone's Personal Army.
Those who participate on weening are called Weens, this is the cause of how people attempt to piss off anyone and try to "win" the best "troll" of the world. Even if they actually "successful", they're still losers behind the keyboard.
The prime examples are Logan Roof / Icemen, Chris-Chan Prank Callers, Edgelords, and people who mock Autistic people who are truly Innocent.
"I saw someone trying to troll a famous person who is just controversial, they even doxx his family and address showing Weening is a thing. It's just something a loser can do."
Weening by Ronald Lee February 14, 2022

Great Wakering 

The frantic search for something to read on the toilet when you're about to go.
I desperately had to go to the bathroom, but the Great Wakering set in and I had to hold it while I looked for a book.
Great Wakering by MrBlonde267 June 1, 2009
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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