Weekening 

The act of trying to stay up all night and doing what ever you want because you know you don’t have anything to to the next day, usually used by teenagers

Teen 1:thank god it’s the week end! What are you going to do?
Teen 2: I’m going to be weekening until my eyes burn out

Weekening by Heck’s September 19, 2020

wettening 

The act of making something wet.

"Its quite crusty down there, it might need wettening up"

wettening by bajaha mmm hmm March 13, 2009

Weeknighter 

A weeknighter is a girl/guy you only hook up with during the week when your friends are not around so you wont have to face the epic amount of shame, humiliation and torture they will make sure you feel.

I can't call him to come out- it's friday.. he's a weeknighter.

Weeknighter by dizzlesize November 14, 2010

three-weeking 

Giving someone three weeks of not talking or interacting with them because they pissed you off so bad.

-Yeah that was lame of Jean-paul I am three-weeking him now.
-You are three-weeked, good bye!

three-weeking by Dustinhoweawesome March 1, 2010

Nut Weakening 

When the buttocks of a woman are so soft and plump that they have the ability to make a man ejaculate prematurely.

“Damn! Did you see that ass? That shit was Nut Weakening!”

Nut Weakening by AlwaysHip March 10, 2021

Weening 

A corrupted version of winning, this is a common practice among Wannabe Trolls, Pussies, or members of someone's Personal Army.
Those who participate on weening are called Weens, this is the cause of how people attempt to piss off anyone and try to "win" the best "troll" of the world. Even if they actually "successful", they're still losers behind the keyboard.
The prime examples are Logan Roof / Icemen, Chris-Chan Prank Callers, Edgelords, and people who mock Autistic people who are truly Innocent.

"I saw someone trying to troll a famous person who is just controversial, they even doxx his family and address showing Weening is a thing. It's just something a loser can do."

Weening by Ronald Lee February 14, 2022

Wilkenings

(n.) The unit of measure for gasesous oral emissions. The scale is a logorithmic scale from 1 to 10, similar to the Richter scale.

Man, that blech was so loud from across the room that it must've been at least 8 Wilkenings

Wilkenings by David Jurgens September 25, 2003