weedus

Weedus is the God of weed, the name comes from combining the two words Jesus and Weed. He's who you pray to if your dealer is taking a long time to reply, or if you have a small amount of weed and are hoping to get stoned off of it. Its believed he his Snoop Dogg's great great great great Grandfather.

Joe : "Hey! I just found a nug of weed on the floor of the car"
Owen: "Weedus must have sent it!"

weedus by ojayjay6991 May 9, 2018

Yote my Weedus 

idk man I just thought of this

Guy 1: Yote my Weedus
Guy 2:... what

Yote my Weedus by DarkyLeCube February 12, 2019

Weejus 

The word 'Weejus' originates from the 1998 ChuckleVision episode: 'Gold Rush', where the creepy old man says: "Weejus told you where to go". This quote represents the physically non-existent entity 'Weejus' instructing the two heroes, Paul and Barry, where to go to complete their quest. Their quest is not specified throughout the entire episode, but it is hinted that 'Sneff' has a big part to play in the whole situation.

Paul: "Weejus told us where to go, Barry; it's as simple as that."

Ms. Ellie: "Noyoyo, noyoyewen, Weejus, Weejus, Weejus."

Barry: "I don't think this is one of your better ideas, Paul..."

Weejus by Ms. Blenkisopp April 2, 2012

Turtle in the weeds 

When a male spends decades without trimming pubic hair, and his small member becomes engulfed by the pubes, resulting in the appearance of a "turtle in the weeds"

Shaun " Dude I did some manscaping this weekend and could have filled up a five gallon bucket with all the hair"
Dan "I recently did the same and it is always itchy afterwards"
Michael "What is the world are y'all talking about, what is manscaping?"
Shaun"Michael if you're 56 and never trimmed your bush you probably look like a turtle in the weeds down there!"

Turtle in the weeds by SumDumSumBitch November 25, 2020

The WEEDS

The WEEDS is a Blues & rock n roll band that was propagated in 1987 in Victoria, Vacouver island B.C. Canada,"the Garden city". The WEEDS in over 20 years of developing their roots on the island have played everything from motorcycle shows, to dog shows, pubs and clubs,special events, (and some not so special),and lots of fun biker dances, and even paid practices. Thanks to all who have helped them spread...contact info @ theweedsrock.com

The WEEDS blues & rock n roll band playing for you for over 20 years and still having fun!!

The WEEDS by The WEEDS February 8, 2009

Maple Weeds 

A community college that sucks your soul out

Student A: "Are you going to the Maple Weeds today"

Student B: "Yes, and I am going to pluck my eyes out"

Maple Weeds by hansonnet November 20, 2010

Weemus 

Slang term for penis.

That girl was mean to me and made me cry out of my weemus.

Weemus by QatarHero January 23, 2012