weedus

Weedus is the God of weed, the name comes from combining the two words Jesus and Weed. He's who you pray to if your dealer is taking a long time to reply, or if you have a small amount of weed and are hoping to get stoned off of it. Its believed he his Snoop Dogg's great great great great Grandfather.

Joe : "Hey! I just found a nug of weed on the floor of the car"
Owen: "Weedus must have sent it!"

by ojayjay6991 March 08, 2018

Yote my Weedus

idk man I just thought of this

Guy 1: Yote my Weedus
Guy 2:... what

by DarkyLeCube February 13, 2019