Weedus is the God of weed, the name comes from combining the two words Jesus and Weed. He's who you pray to if your dealer is taking a long time to reply, or if you have a small amount of weed and are hoping to get stoned off of it. Its believed he his Snoop Dogg's great great great great Grandfather.
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The word 'Weejus' originates from the 1998 ChuckleVision episode: 'Gold Rush', where the creepy old man says: "Weejus told you where to go". This quote represents the physically non-existent entity 'Weejus' instructing the two heroes, Paul and Barry, where to go to complete their quest. Their quest is not specified throughout the entire episode, but it is hinted that 'Sneff' has a big part to play in the whole situation.
Paul: "Weejus told us where to go, Barry; it's as simple as that."
Ms. Ellie: "Noyoyo, noyoyewen, Weejus, Weejus, Weejus."
Barry: "I don't think this is one of your better ideas, Paul..."
Ms. Ellie: "Noyoyo, noyoyewen, Weejus, Weejus, Weejus."
Barry: "I don't think this is one of your better ideas, Paul..."
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Shaun " Dude I did some manscaping this weekend and could have filled up a five gallon bucket with all the hair"
Dan "I recently did the same and it is always itchy afterwards"
Michael "What is the world are y'all talking about, what is manscaping?"
Shaun"Michael if you're 56 and never trimmed your bush you probably look like a turtle in the weeds down there!"
Dan "I recently did the same and it is always itchy afterwards"
Michael "What is the world are y'all talking about, what is manscaping?"
Shaun"Michael if you're 56 and never trimmed your bush you probably look like a turtle in the weeds down there!"
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Get the Turtle in the weeds mug.The WEEDS is a Blues & rock n roll band that was propagated in 1987 in Victoria, Vacouver island B.C. Canada,"the Garden city". The WEEDS in over 20 years of developing their roots on the island have played everything from motorcycle shows, to dog shows, pubs and clubs,special events, (and some not so special),and lots of fun biker dances, and even paid practices. Thanks to all who have helped them spread...contact info @ theweedsrock.com
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Student B: "Yes, and I am going to pluck my eyes out"
Student B: "Yes, and I am going to pluck my eyes out"
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