Weemus

Slang term for penis.

That girl was mean to me and made me cry out of my weemus.

by QatarHero January 23, 2012

weemus

An individual who could be classified as a tool, dork, dweeb, nerd, and/or dumbass.

Kellie is a weemus for expecting me to cuddle with her after calling me a weirdo.

by BSU1 January 14, 2009

Weemus

Weemus is the pale chalky substance found around ones unwaaaaashed bellend

Oh my god , the smell of weemus in the air , someone needs to waaaash their penis

by Bav is sav January 4, 2020

Weejus

The word 'Weejus' originates from the 1998 ChuckleVision episode: 'Gold Rush', where the creepy old man says: "Weejus told you where to go". This quote represents the physically non-existent entity 'Weejus' instructing the two heroes, Paul and Barry, where to go to complete their quest. Their quest is not specified throughout the entire episode, but it is hinted that 'Sneff' has a big part to play in the whole situation.

Paul: "Weejus told us where to go, Barry; it's as simple as that."

Ms. Ellie: "Noyoyo, noyoyewen, Weejus, Weejus, Weejus."

Barry: "I don't think this is one of your better ideas, Paul..."

by Ms. Blenkisopp April 2, 2012

weebus

combination of weeb and Jesus. an individual who is an anime fan, so kinda annoying, and kinda cool, hence jesus

you're such a weebus

by w33b17 May 10, 2020

sketchy-weenus

1. a sketchy body part, that attracts sketchy people, and extremely stupid people. sometimes it doesn't because it decids not to.
2. Someone can have lots of sketchya-weenusness, if they are stupid and funny and sketchy. Usually very hot.

1. Dang that guy has a sketchy-weenus. it is the most skechy i've seen yet!
2. that guy is chock full of sketchy-weenusness. HE is hot!

by Litchildoftdacornthateatschees April 19, 2017

weenus

The skin on your elbows. It can be stretched out, and, like a penis, you can compare the size of it to others.

Weenus,
It is a flap of skin.
Weenus,
It holds your elbows in.
Weenus,
It sounds like penis,
But it is weenus,
Oh, Yes, It is!!!

"My weenus is bigger than yours!!!"

by Faith March 24, 2004