weedsnack

the name for an uncommon snack consisting of almonds sandwiched between two pieces of seaweed. I saw it at my friend's house and we agreed that the name was a true bruh moment but the snack tasted good.

"look at this snack I found in my kitchen! It's called weedsnack!"
"Bruh moment"

by bee.the.glorious.weedsnack June 11, 2019

Weedwacking

When you get high on marijuana and proceed to masturbate.

God Greg is so lonely he just sits at home weedwacking everyday.

by ThiccDicc69 December 11, 2018

Weedwhacking

The act of masturbating whilst blazing it. Also commonly known as 'disappointing your mother.'

Boyfriend: I've got to go do something, brb
Girlfriend: Ooh, what are you doing?
Boyfriend: Uhh... Weedwhacking.

by the Crusty Crab May 29, 2015

Weedwack

The act of smoking Cannabis and engaging in pleasuring oneself resulting in an intense cerebral ejaculation.

Shortly after hitting the bowl, I went into the bathroom to perform a weedwack.

by BasicBob January 18, 2013

Weedwacking

Smoking a bowl or a joint/blunt wilst simultaneously beating the shit out of your cock.

Man when I get home from this family reunion the first thing imma catch up on is some weedwacking.

by Iceman May 27, 2018

weedwacked

The spacey,tired feeling you get the day after a night of smoking weed.

Damn.....I wish I didn't have to go to work today, I feel totally weedwacked....

by Carlye Samatas January 20, 2009

Tuscaloosa Weedwacker

While performing oral sex on a female who has excess pubic hair, right before the girl climaxes, you will poke your head up and with your teeth grab and rip as much puibic hair out as possible.

I met this girl and she hasnt shaved down below in weeks!! So I did her a favor and performed a Tuscaloosa weedwacker on her!

by suspect2 February 7, 2010