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weedwhacker 

1: gardening tool used to cut grass in out-of-the-way areas
2: spinoff of "Cops" where policemen beat people up for smoking pot
1: Use the weedwhacker around the tree
2: The weedwhackers shall now confiscate your drugs
weedwhacker by The Neiler June 8, 2003
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weedwhacker 

A cosmetician who removes pubic hair and/or trims and shapes it as requested by the client.
As she lounged on the beach, Laura realized, to her horror, that she had forgotten to see her weedwhacker, and had clumps of hair escaping from her bikini bottoms.
weedwhacker by Makooka December 20, 2010

weedwhacker 

Any import/domestic vehicle fitted with exhaust modifications designed to make it sound more powerful. The net result is generally a car that sounds rediculous, and has no more power than what the driver believes in his own mind.
Similar to ricer, weedwhacker stems directly from the sound made by the car.
I heard that weedwhacker coming down the street long before I saw it.
weedwhacker by jb0013 February 2, 2006

weedwhacker 

One who eats out a woman who doesn't shave her vaginal area.
Yo this weedwhacker was comin on to ma sista yesterday!
weedwhacker by Will Roogders July 1, 2005

weedwhacker 

A girl'a pussy that is overgrown and in need of a good trimming.
Damn, I did this weedwhacker last night!
weedwhacker by Baldie August 9, 2003

Irish Weedwhacker 

When you fuck a leprechaun over a pot of gold and the gold gets on the leprechauns red pubes and there dick looks like it has the midas touch.
Person 1: I just did a irish weedwhacker on my enslaved leprechaun

Person 2: Fuck yeah dude

the weedwhacker

a sexual act in which your girlfriend(with braces) is giving you head, you must then take a strong rope and tie her feet to a high powered ceiling fan, upon which her braces will rip your pubes out.
last week i had my girlfriend give me the weedwhacker... i'm still bleeding and shes still picking pubs out of her braces today.
the weedwhacker by the irish horn dog November 26, 2009
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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