Weedwhacking 

The act of masturbating whilst blazing it. Also commonly known as 'disappointing your mother.'

Boyfriend: I've got to go do something, brb
Girlfriend: Ooh, what are you doing?
Boyfriend: Uhh... Weedwhacking.

Weedwhacking by the Crusty Crab May 29, 2015

Weedwhacking 

Another term for male masturbation.

I walked in on you weedwhacking last night!

Weedwhacking by TAFYT September 23, 2017

Weedwacking 

When you get high on marijuana and proceed to masturbate.

God Greg is so lonely he just sits at home weedwacking everyday.

Weedwacking by ThiccDicc69 December 11, 2018

Weedwacking 

Smoking a bowl or a joint/blunt wilst simultaneously beating the shit out of your cock.

Man when I get home from this family reunion the first thing imma catch up on is some weedwacking.

Weedwacking by Iceman May 27, 2018

Weed Whacking 

(n) A person who whacks off with one hand and holds a bong, bowl, or other form of marijuana smoking paraphernalia in the other, releasing their dick only to light or repack.

Dude, I was weed whacking for 9 hours today. It was brutal.

Weed Whacking by Ben Franklin's Dick August 5, 2009

Weed Whacking 

(Verb) the act of jacking off high

Nothing exciting was going on Saturday so I spent all night weed whacking.

Weed Whacking by Sky Fire January 11, 2019

weed whacking 

the process of smoking a bowl of marijuana then masturbating

Brandon was caught weed whacking by his friends after they all smoked a bowl

weed whacking by blucifer72 February 18, 2010