Weedwhack 

the act of forceful, rough intercourse; slang for f**k

I'd weedwhack him ;)

Weedwhack by sinfulchurchgirl August 3, 2011

Weedwacking 

When you get high on marijuana and proceed to masturbate.

God Greg is so lonely he just sits at home weedwacking everyday.

Weedwacking by ThiccDicc69 December 11, 2018

Weedwhacking 

The act of masturbating whilst blazing it. Also commonly known as 'disappointing your mother.'

Boyfriend: I've got to go do something, brb
Girlfriend: Ooh, what are you doing?
Boyfriend: Uhh... Weedwhacking.

Weedwhacking by the Crusty Crab May 29, 2015

Weedwack 

The act of smoking Cannabis and engaging in pleasuring oneself resulting in an intense cerebral ejaculation.

Shortly after hitting the bowl, I went into the bathroom to perform a weedwack.

Weedwack by BasicBob January 18, 2013

Weedwacking 

Smoking a bowl or a joint/blunt wilst simultaneously beating the shit out of your cock.

Man when I get home from this family reunion the first thing imma catch up on is some weedwacking.

Weedwacking by Iceman May 27, 2018

weedwacked 

The spacey,tired feeling you get the day after a night of smoking weed.

Damn.....I wish I didn't have to go to work today, I feel totally weedwacked....

weedwacked by Carlye Samatas January 20, 2009

Tuscaloosa Weedwacker

While performing oral sex on a female who has excess pubic hair, right before the girl climaxes, you will poke your head up and with your teeth grab and rip as much puibic hair out as possible.

I met this girl and she hasnt shaved down below in weeks!! So I did her a favor and performed a Tuscaloosa weedwacker on her!

Tuscaloosa Weedwacker by suspect2 February 7, 2010