Redneck Craphole USA. Probably the most backward town on earth and home to the world's largest high
school. Students love to holler, "rrrrrrrrrrrowwwwwwwwwww tah. ROW!"
The locals do a lot of drinking and worship an old cornball drunk from Moro(n) Bottom, Arkansas who flunked out of Podunk High
School but was still admitted to Bammer.
We might be dumbern
possum shit out here in Tuscaloosa, but we got tway-uv, kant
um tway-uv true to life national
champion chips!