wecket

An elderly and active American woman, usually from the suburbs, whose values, hairstyle, dress, and consumer habits remain heavily influenced by the culture of the 1950s and 1960s.

Look at that wecket with the beehive hairdo in the gold lame jumpsuit. She's president of her bowling league.

by kulturevulture January 22, 2024

Stick it in your wicket

Jus another phrase for shuvin it in deep

Im gonna stick it in your wicket

by O.G. Willis April 24, 2015

Wickett

A crappy town in West Texas with horrible shiternet that the rain always avoids. With a unused school and an abandoned refinery, and when the rain does come, the power goes out. DON'T MOVE HERE AT ALL COSTS.

Tourist; "Sir, where am I?"
- "Wickett"
Tourist: "Can I have your WIFI password"
- "Don't bother."

by a rando on the internet September 20, 2021

grass on the wicket

A slang meaning that means that a young girl has pubic hair (hence grass) around her pussy (hence on the wicket).

Therefore the girl is old enough for sex (hence lets play cricket..)

Mate, if there is grass on the wicket, its good enough for cricket.

by ChefsPop May 3, 2004

painting the wickets

The act of shitting oneself while standing up, covering the legs in shit.

Sam went out for dinner but soon found himself painting the wickets after eating a prime rib burger.

by zuzzy foeller January 24, 2015

wocket

a small creature created by Dr. Seuss

"There's a wocket in my pocket!"

by gbread1012 November 16, 2003

My Dixie Wrecket

When spoken aloud, it sounds like your saying "My Dicks Erecket"

Example:

I was in class when I passed a note to a classmate next to me. When Josh opened the note he read it to himself, He looked at me with a puzzled look then said it out loud.
"My Dixie Wrecket?" he asked.
Then the class room erupted in laughter and we both got sent to the principals office. OOPS! LOL

by BigUnit78m November 15, 2010