I bet you that everything that has ever walked on the property of Eckstien has given them permenant chills down their spine. Lets not even get started on the fact that about every single fucking girl is a thot and weve pretty much invented the thot knot. You'll realize that one your in the classroom your trapped in two different ways, first way is that theres no way to get out becuase you got fuckin Mrs. Poort standing at the door and if anyone gets up she'll call your mama and have em' come over and spank you and theres bars on the windows, and the other trapped is the terrible state of deppression thst your in becuase when you walk in your instantly hit with the sight of Ms. Nuasbaums saggy ass tits. Anyways... dont go its a terrible school :)

im going to Eckstein Middle School and it fucking sucks!

Eckstein Middle School by 8th Grade Faggot January 16, 2019

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Weinsteined

When an adult actress is inappropriately propositioned by a rotund ‘big boss’ type, usually within the entertainment industry.

So Jenny went for an audition and got weinsteined by a fatty in a bathrobe.

Weinsteined by IamPocahontas January 3, 2018

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a weinstein

When a man jerks off into a potted plant in front of a horrified female witness.

We went out for sushi, but had to cut it short when my date pulled a weinstein with a ficus before dessert.

a weinstein by Stains and Smears October 16, 2017

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