Wackett

The act of violently jerking off while pooping;
In special circumstances it may also refer to a sheisty ass dude

"Yo have you seen Adrian at all today?"

"Nah, I'm pretty sure he's been in his cabin all day trying to pull off a full Wackett."

by HB Fresh June 15, 2014

wackertastic

Something that would be owned by, done by, or related to someone who would be considered a Wacker.

Wacker: "Dude, i drove with the lights and sirens on and used the air horn; it was sweet."
Non-Wacker: Wow that's wackertastic.

by Wacker #1 August 12, 2009

Wickett

A crappy town in West Texas with horrible shiternet that the rain always avoids. With a unused school and an abandoned refinery, and when the rain does come, the power goes out. DON'T MOVE HERE AT ALL COSTS.

Tourist; "Sir, where am I?"
- "Wickett"
Tourist: "Can I have your WIFI password"
- "Don't bother."

by a rando on the internet September 20, 2021

wankette

Idiot

tit
fool
someone (female) who annoys you to your very core.

a female 'wanker'

'Oh my god, jodie's coming tonight'

'she is SUCH a wankette'

by sw33t2def August 18, 2009

Wackest

Worst; of least effect.

"Gimme yo' controller jawn, yo punk a** just did the wackest outta all 'em"
(actual quote while playing 360)

by BloodyHeadbutt March 11, 2010

weckett

Will&Beckett
A fictional slash pairing from pirates of the caribbean
Cutler Beckett & Will Turner. Weckett is not as popular as speckett but it gets around as well.

"The East India Trading Company has need of your services, we wish for you to act as our agent in a business transaction with our mutual friend, Captain Sparrow."
¯ Beckett to William Turner

"Weckett is a werid pairing but HEY! I like weird ;)"

by tokiohotel May 4, 2008

dingle wacket

When you shart in the car but you are in the middle of driving and everyone is asleep.

shelly got really uncomfortable when she dingle wacketed in the car while driving home with her friends.

by dr alley September 21, 2015