16 definitions by zuzzy foeller

painting the wickets

The act of shitting oneself while standing up, covering the legs in shit.

Sam went out for dinner but soon found himself painting the wickets after eating a prime rib burger.

by zuzzy foeller January 25, 2015

I had to call a quick bathroom audible in the Taco Bell washroom, I was standing at the urinal when my number one turned into a number two.

by zuzzy foeller February 11, 2014

I know I'm sexy but Amy wouldn't stop staring at me with her fleshy eye, it actually started to water.

by zuzzy foeller February 6, 2014

Bathroom Stripping refers to the act or need of disrobing while using the bathroom due to overheating.

I ate too much taco bell, it was so spicy I was overheating, while letting it out I was bathroom stripping because I was so hot.

by zuzzy foeller February 4, 2014

Taco Sweats refers the sweating, overheating, nausea and ultimately diarrhea incurred by consuming an amount of Taco Bell.

I could tell before he finished his last taco, Taylor already had the taco sweats

by zuzzy foeller February 6, 2014

The office bathroom is the office of the person at work who everybody shits on.

"Jan's office?" more like office bathroom, everybody shits on Jan.

by zuzzy foeller February 11, 2014

A muddy taxi refers to the act of taking a shit in a taxi, usually after a night of drinking.

Jenny was wasted last night but I can't believe she pulled a muddy taxi on the way home from taco bell.

by zuzzy foeller February 8, 2014