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webassign
Definitely the most evil homework assignment service ever, Webassign lets teachers assign homework on the internet where you only have a few tries to get the question right (usually 2-3), and the little red "wrong" X's stare you in the face, taunting you all while yelling, "Haha, you suck!" Quite possibly the most infernal thing ever to exist on the internet.
WebAssign
WebAssign is a homework website where you enter your answer and you will either get a green check for correct or a red x for wrong. The site has gained infamy from its users for being incredibly frustrating and making them go crazy.
Bob: "I was up doing webassign and I just could not solve problem 17."
John: "I am stuck on that problem too. I cannot get those red X's out of my head. They are haunting me. I cannot fucking stand it anymore. AHHHHHHHHHH!"
*John pulls out gun and commits suicide.*
Bob: "FUCK YOU WEBASSIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*Bob takes John's gun and commits suicide.*
John: "I am stuck on that problem too. I cannot get those red X's out of my head. They are haunting me. I cannot fucking stand it anymore. AHHHHHHHHHH!"
*John pulls out gun and commits suicide.*
Bob: "FUCK YOU WEBASSIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*Bob takes John's gun and commits suicide.*
WebAssign by WebAssign Hunter May 2, 2011
webassign
Webassign is the spawn of satan. It was created by North Carolina State University to torment its students and give them more stress while in their college years. It is a plague, spreading as it is sold to other universities. The service is always crashing when students need to finish an assignment and it wastes countless hours of a students study time. In general, webassign simply sucks the life out of anyone.
Bob: Hey, have you finished the webassign homeowrk?
Bill: I did, but the damn website went down while i was finishing my homework!
Bob: Dang, that happened to me too last week!
Bill: I did, but the damn website went down while i was finishing my homework!
Bob: Dang, that happened to me too last week!
webassign by ncsu_student10001 September 11, 2009
Webassign
Hell on Internet Earth. This assignment will slowly drain you of all sanity until you are reduced to a tiny fetal ball rocking back and forth in a little padded cell repeating over and over "oh no oh no oh no little red X please don't show up, please don't kill me!"
Joe: "What happened to Susan?"
Kate: *glancing down sadly* "she was taken away, Webassign got to her"
Joe: "Curse you webassign!"
Kate: *glancing down sadly* "she was taken away, Webassign got to her"
Joe: "Curse you webassign!"
Webassign by Charlotte12 October 20, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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