Definitely the most evil homework assignment service ever, Webassign lets teachers assign homework on the internet where you only have a few tries to get the question right (usually 2-3), and the little red "wrong" X's stare you in the face, taunting you all while yelling, "Haha, you suck!" Quite possibly the most infernal thing ever to exist on the internet.
1. "Webassign is the devil."
2. "The little red X's eat your soul."
3. "Webassign ruined the internet."
4. "Webassign is the reason I loathe North Carolina State University."
5. "Webassign can suck it."
6. "Webassign is worse than Tubgirl."
WebAssign is a homework website where you enter your answer and you will either get a greencheck for correct or a red x for wrong. The site has gained infamy from its users for being incredibly frustrating and making them go crazy.
Bob: "I was up doing webassign and I just could not solve problem 17."
John: "I am stuck on that problem too. I cannot get those red X's out of my head. They are haunting me. I cannot fucking stand it anymore. AHHHHHHHHHH!"
*John pulls out gun and commits suicide.*
Bob: "FUCK YOU WEBASSIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*Bob takes John's gun and commits suicide.*
Webassign is the spawn of satan. It was created by North Carolina State University to torment its students and give them more stress while in their college years. It is a plague, spreading as it is sold to other universities. The service is always crashing when students need to finish an assignment and it wastes countless hours of a students study time. In general, webassign simply sucks the life out of anyone.
Bob: Hey, have you finished the webassign homeowrk?
Bill: I did, but the damn website went down while i was finishing my homework!
Bob: Dang, that happened to me too last week!
Hell on InternetEarth. This assignment will slowly drain you of all sanity until you are reduced to a tiny fetal ball rocking back and forth in a little padded cell repeating over and over "oh no oh no oh no little red X please don't show up, please don't kill me!"
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*