Weak Sause

1.
You have no skills.
A very old urban term used by gamers in the mid 90'. First originated by GameFan magazine.

2.
Your gaming ability is severely lacking.

3.
Not up to the challenge

4.
You just suck

"If you cant beat ____ (various game), your weak sause"

"This game is not recomended for weak sause players"

"You were too scared to talk to that girl? Golly gee are your weak sause Billy."

by xCOBRA_CLUTCHx April 23, 2006

weak sauce

slang; calling one "weak sauce" compares said individual to the "mild" sauce found at Taco Bell; weak, insignificant, attempting to be like the other hot sauces, but not living up to expectations.

Damn, that fool at the gym was weak sauce.

by UCSD - ek2 May 2, 2003

Weak Sauce

A way of saying that something is lame or boring.

"You mean the phish concert tickets are sold out? Weak Sauce dude."

by Austin August 3, 2004

weak sauce brownie points

Commonly used word by Montclair, New Jersey teenagers, usually those who think that they're cool enough to create a new slang term.

If you live in Montclair and think you're really cool you will use this word for no reason when in reality no one really knows what it means.

"Yo son, you're buggin'"
"Trillz. Weak sauce brownie points."

by Weaksaucebrowniepoints July 12, 2009

Weak Sauce

Adj.
1. Describes the lamest of the lame. The epitome of awful.

1. That bud was weak sauce.

by Kieran Rousch January 14, 2006

Weak Sauce

Describes an event or object that lacks inesnity and/or fails to fully accomplish its purpose. Used to degrade, or convey ones dissatisfaction in something.

That concert was weak sauce, I can't believe I paid to see it.

Or

Your Face is weak sauce.

by Little Dog Monk August 30, 2006

Weak-sauce

The utmost example of lame.

The pinnacle of pointlessness.

Weak-sauce is best used as an adjective to decribe how pitifully someone has failed when they were actually trying their very best.

When motivating your children:

"Really son, is that the best you can do? What is that? A TURD!!! You are supposed to be drawing a picture of your family for this homework assignment! Do you hate us? Would you prefer living on the street? That finger painting is so WEAK-SAUCE!!! No, you are weak-sauce!

by Malek Taus January 19, 2008