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Weak-sauce

The utmost example of lame.

The pinnacle of pointlessness.

Weak-sauce is best used as an adjective to decribe how pitifully someone has failed when they were actually trying their very best.
When motivating your children:

"Really son, is that the best you can do? What is that? A TURD!!! You are supposed to be drawing a picture of your family for this homework assignment! Do you hate us? Would you prefer living on the street? That finger painting is so WEAK-SAUCE!!! No, you are weak-sauce!
by Malek Taus January 19, 2008
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Weak-Sauce

lame, bad, performing poorly, opposite of money. (History). Originally coined by Craig's friend from college, Danny, weak-sauce has become a much needed buzzword in the lame, not cool category, with thanks to Boomer Esiason and Marv Albert who used it on an Monday Night Football broadcast in '02.
The Denver Nuggets scored 68 points in the entire game yesterday, making their offensive output weak-sauce.
by Steve&Craig November 4, 2003
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when your friend starts to date someone and they ditch you to hang out with their someone special. when it is severe enough then the name "weak-sauce" should be used. also appropriate if someone does something stupid or very embarressing.
guy: hey bro, wanna hit the mall up today

guy #2: no man im hangin with the lady tonight

guy: weak-sauce bro
by kennell936 June 29, 2011
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applies to someone who tries to impress you or do something cool, but instead acts similarly to a mentally retarded kid hooked on ice
*Andrew(at school recess in the front of hot chicks):Hey guys this sucks lets play soccer in the hallways!!!
*Aaron: That is fuckin weak-sauce!
by mauiyob August 3, 2008
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Jason Silverman's unfertile semen that he plants in every crackwhore he can find in conway, massachusetts. First used when he was raped by a 40 year old fat woman at the age of 7 and this woman never got pregnant like she wanted too.
Rob:"Damn yo....Jason just banged that whore from douche street"
other guy: " its ok though because jason has some weak-sauce...the best that shat can do is produce a retard baby that has only one arm but has 11 fingers on it and possibly another crazy fetus hanging off its ass"
Rob: "wow, ur right that is some weak-sauce"
by Rob Smith February 24, 2005
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slang; calling one "weak sauce" compares said individual to the "mild" sauce found at Taco Bell; weak, insignificant, attempting to be like the other hot sauces, but not living up to expectations.
Damn, that fool at the gym was weak sauce.
by UCSD - ek2 May 2, 2003
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A way of saying that something is lame or boring.
"You mean the phish concert tickets are sold out? Weak Sauce dude."
by Austin August 3, 2004
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