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waxturbating 

to take way too big of a dab
"Are you serious bro? That's WAY too much. Stop waxturbating."
waxturbating by dabadoo May 14, 2014
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Maxturbating 

When you wake up in the middle of the night and your buddy Max is masturbating in the bed next to you
Who is that guy maxturbating on the other side of the hotel room
Maxturbating by The Chooser September 28, 2008

wasturbating 

A term coined by "The Don" for the lewd sexual acts he performs in his beyond disgusting basement lair.
"Junior, I just got done wasturbating."

"You're disgusting, Don"
wasturbating by Antonius Pius August 13, 2006

Wasturbatin 

Procrastination through Masturbation.
or
To Masterbate while intoxicated.
I spent the whole afternoon Wasturbatin to internet porn.
or
I was able to wasterbate all night because I was so loaded.
Wasturbatin by the Wasturbator March 7, 2013

Wasterbating

When a male masturbates with a watermelon for intense pleasure and wetness
My girl wasnt around... so i staring "Wasterbating".
Wasterbating by Tstawm March 10, 2011

Maxturbating 

The act of bringing about sexual gratification in oneself while being a man or woman called Max. Often done while looking in the yourself straight in the eyes in a mirror, while holding a picture of yourself in the "free" hand.
Max. Maaaaaax! We have to go, what are you still doing in front of the mirror. OMG?! Are you Maxturbating again? Disgusting!
Maxturbating by DutchHypeBeast June 12, 2018
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