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Richard Watterson
Me: You’re such a Richard Watterson.
Friend: What does that mean?
Me: It means you have a brain of a pea.
Friend: What does that mean?
Me: It means you have a brain of a pea.
Richard Watterson by awesomebrololi June 29, 2019
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Watties
Watties by NblockYork March 9, 2010
Watterworthy
A person described as this is known for wearing plaid and/or flannel shirts in order to resemble a burly lumberjack. Also wears knock-off Timberland boots so that his lumberjack look is extremely enhanced. Normally seen with an unshaven face because of all of the time spent chopping wood. Hairy chests are not uncommon among these folk.
When seen wearing glasses, appears as a smarter version of a lumberjack. A person labeled as this can often be found at the University of Dayton improving his organic chemistry skills to insure that Professor Morrow is blown away by his passion.
Anyone characterized as Watterworthy is known for confusing words such as the "same" and "identical" and is always ready to chop some firewood. Many of lumberjack descent enjoy pancakes as well.
When seen wearing glasses, appears as a smarter version of a lumberjack. A person labeled as this can often be found at the University of Dayton improving his organic chemistry skills to insure that Professor Morrow is blown away by his passion.
Anyone characterized as Watterworthy is known for confusing words such as the "same" and "identical" and is always ready to chop some firewood. Many of lumberjack descent enjoy pancakes as well.
That guy looks so Watterworthy with their axe and red flannel shirt!
Did you see that Watterworthy man stuffing his brain with ochem and his mouth with pancakes?!
Did you see that Watterworthy man stuffing his brain with ochem and his mouth with pancakes?!
Watterworthy by ochemlover123 February 16, 2010
Gumball Watterson
The titular blue cat from the animated made-for-TV show, the Amazing World of Gumball. Gumball is the main character of the show, alongside his adopted brother / friend / pet, Darwin.
One of Gumball's most notable achievements in life was when he single-handedly eliminated the entirety of the middle class.
One of Gumball's most notable achievements in life was when he single-handedly eliminated the entirety of the middle class.
"Hey I sure do love being in the middle class."
"Holy shit, is that Gumball Watterson?"
"FUCKING RUN!"
"Holy shit, is that Gumball Watterson?"
"FUCKING RUN!"
Gumball Watterson by __Speedster__ July 6, 2020
John watters
John watters by Mr bobbby January 9, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.