A cheap and stingy form of food found in a can that can be purchased from your local grocery store for about twenty-five cents. Usually eaten by people who are less fortunate aka the 'stingy' or 'poor' people of this world. Can also be used as a funny insult...
Jake#: "I hate you. You are such a loser!"
Keith#: "Yeah whatever man, you're so poor that you eat Watties cans for dinner each night!"
2) When a woman's underwear becomes moist from vaginal fluid, usually due to sexual arousal.
--In many Western cultures, it is customary for young women to express their appreciation for band or musical performer by tossing their wanties onto the stage.
Sheryl could feel her underwear slowly turning into wanties as she fantasized about her lover's lips upon her soft, silky thighs.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.