Gumball

A lazy wanna be momma's boy that thinks he's all that and is embarrassing to be seen around.

That dudes a gumball! He doesn't look like he's seen a hard day of physical labor or had a girlfriend in his life.

by Ball333 November 18, 2013

Gumball

A blue cat.

Gumball is a blue cat that likes to eat peanuts.

by Sharkzilla January 13, 2015

Gumball

One who chews up an effective amount of bullshit that they would believe anything that you say.

I told Nancy that her shoe was untied. She was wearing sandals! Nancy is such a gumball!

by Zbradley June 28, 2017

Gumball

The sexual act of dipping your balls in hot wax, letting it harden on your balls and then presenting it to a female.

Rachell: Mike gave me a gumball yesterday, it was so good. It was just like a real one except once you get past the harder outer layer, instead of finding gum. You find balls mmm

by mikeymikester July 4, 2010

Gumball

The sexual act of defecating into the partners hand and having them roll the fecal matter into a ball only to be flattened during sexual intercourse in between the two (or more) naked bodies

This sexual act known as the "gumball" actually increases pleasure for some people and sometimes the fecal matter is used as lube

by Lothatex August 18, 2011

gumballism

gum·ball·i·cism
/ˈɡəmbôləˌsizəm/
noun
1. the expression of critical and unnecessarily mean comments towards another by means of exaggerated metaphors.

'Whats a gumballism?'
'Like, your face looks like a cat trying to claw its way out of a melon.'

by Celtrix June 22, 2017

Gumballer

A person who has participated in the infamous Gumball 3000 supercar rally.

Whether they're a millionaire, celebrity or athlete, the two things Gumballers have in common is a passion for travel and cars.

by Pavo Jr. October 18, 2013