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watershorts

A term used for a British Male who watches alot of Piers Morgan and pisses his pant's in excitement.
That damn Brit is nothing but a Watershorts!
watershorts by RoofusBrown July 8, 2016
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watersports 

In BDSM terminology, refers to sensual or erotic play involving bodily fluids, typically urine, saliva, and less commonly, blood. Considered 'edge-play', because it is obviously somewhat unhygenic.
Most of the Mistresses that he found online were willing to do watersports, but not scat.
watersports by Aileen April 21, 2003
Word of the Day on January 12, 2017

Polish Waterhorse 

A sexual reference used to mess with annoying high school girls.
Yo bro, that girl Sophie is being annoying, tell her to give you a Polish Waterhorse.

watersportsgate 

Low quality porn of an oligarch's coronation with cheap russian whores starring as the champagne bottles.
Bet the people at the Kremlin are running #watersportsgate on loop this morning on every monitor they have!
watersportsgate by dnbdave January 11, 2017

watersport

When subject A urinates in the face of subject B. Not only does it cause a watery, glissening face, but also may spark memories of nostalgia of one of the subjects' childhood memories of swimming in the pool, playing games with dear old decrepid Granny.
"As Henry played a rousing game of watersport with Almeda, Almeda noticed Henry wincing as the sparkling, diluted drink poured out of his hose onto her face. Days later, her eyes burned and a trip to the doctor's office was in order for dear Almeda
watersport by Johannes Svitai January 19, 2004

watersport

A sexual paraphilia or fetish. Person gets aroused when sees someone wetting his/her pants or just becoming wet (for example under the shower or in the pool).
wetting, jeans fetish, underwear fetish
watersport by Denis April 13, 2005

watersports 

watersports is a sexual activity that some guys like to engage in -- one guy pisses on the face, body, genitals, or in the dude's mouth which he tries to drink.
In the cadet showers, I like to engage in watersports and suck a piss-gasm out of other cadets' morning wood !
watersports by USAF Cadet April 1, 2021
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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