8 definitions by dnbdave
Floridian specialty consisting of decorative Icing made to look like a hurricane for a hurricane party. Blackballed by Publix grocery store management for contributing to the promotion of illicit hurricane parties. Their idea is people should evacuate to safety and not get drunk and eat cake.
That is highly debatable.
In the end it winds up never being a serious storm at all. Central Florida gets worse afternoon thunderstorms than most "hurricanes". Storms with names just last a bit longer and have more palm fronds flying about. Unless you made the worst possible decision in your property choice (I.E. on the beachside) there is literally no reason to plan on anything but some rainy weather.
That is highly debatable.
In the end it winds up never being a serious storm at all. Central Florida gets worse afternoon thunderstorms than most "hurricanes". Storms with names just last a bit longer and have more palm fronds flying about. Unless you made the worst possible decision in your property choice (I.E. on the beachside) there is literally no reason to plan on anything but some rainy weather.
Sucks that your Publix isn't cool enough to ignore the company ban and make you a hurricane cake on the low man.
by dnbdave November 15, 2022
A particular type of general clusterfuck specifically and wholly related to the subject matter of computer systems or operations gone wrong. Such things as a botched server migration or bare metal restore from tape backup which has failed to restore a domain controller qualify. May also be used in relation to specifically Linux or Unix matters gone awry.
"That damn former administrator skipped out on us, encrypted all the databases and sent an email to the company wide distribution list demanding 1000 BTC in ransom! What a clusterfsck!"
by dnbdave July 27, 2022
Low quality porn of an oligarch's coronation with cheap russian whores starring as the champagne bottles.
Bet the people at the Kremlin are running #watersportsgate on loop this morning on every monitor they have!
by dnbdave January 11, 2017
Never nothing, always something is said to lament the horror that is facing the onslaught of never ending BS coming out of life's daily firehose at you.
by dnbdave November 15, 2022
An exclamatory expression, possibly an expletive, used to express anger or frustration. The Mandalorian synonym for god dammit or similar foul language in English.
Dank farrik the landing array's not responding. This is going to be a manual re-entry so it might get choppy.
by dnbdave November 14, 2020
An exclamatory expression, possibly an expletive, used to express anger or frustration. The Mandalorian synonym for god dammit or similar foul language in English.
Dank farrik the landing array's not responding. This is going to be a manual re-entry so it might get choppy.
by dnbdave November 14, 2020