1: a heavily intoxicated individual who is probaly making an ass of themselves by either falling down, knockingsomething over, or any combination or variation of the two.
Wow, brian just did a swan dive onto the beer pong table... whaat a wasteyface.
"Hey, kate didn't drive home did she?"... "yeah dude, she did"... "DUDE!!! SHE'S TOTALLY WASTEYFACE!!!"
beyond intoxicated, you lose motor function, eyes are lazy, face is flushed, have puked on yourself, urinated on yourself and are found passed out in random location.
hey anna its thomas i saw that asshole tyler last night he was pissing and puking all over himself in the bathroom at the bar totally wasterfaced
New Word... Wastyfaced. (adj.) waste-e-face-t
Body: -The facial expression after consuming a large amount of alcohol in a short period of time leaving what is also known as a "perma-grin." Where one eye is never as open as much as the other, lips and cheeks have problems coordinating themslves so they resemble real facial expressions.