wastedface
noun. being completely trashed to the point where you can tell just by looking at someone's face that they are close to blacking out.
wastedface by UD girl April 20, 2007
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wasted face
Vanessa:Hey Natalie, something looks different about you..... Did you cut your hair???
Natalie: no, hoe fo sho.... im freakin wasted face!
Vanessa: Lucky!
Natalie: no, hoe fo sho.... im freakin wasted face!
Vanessa: Lucky!
wasted face by nlkatlie September 23, 2007
wasteyface
if it's not already self explanitory:
1: a heavily intoxicated individual who is probaly making an ass of themselves by either falling down, knocking something over, or any combination or variation of the two.
1: a heavily intoxicated individual who is probaly making an ass of themselves by either falling down, knocking something over, or any combination or variation of the two.
Wow, brian just did a swan dive onto the beer pong table... whaat a wasteyface.
"Hey, kate didn't drive home did she?"... "yeah dude, she did"... "DUDE!!! SHE'S TOTALLY WASTEYFACE!!!"
"Hey, kate didn't drive home did she?"... "yeah dude, she did"... "DUDE!!! SHE'S TOTALLY WASTEYFACE!!!"
wasteyface by Xyrojin November 27, 2006
wastefaced
reaching the state where one's physical and mental abilities are impaired due to excessive intoxication.
wastefaced by itsSuSawwn March 15, 2011
wasterfaced
beyond intoxicated, you lose motor function, eyes are lazy, face is flushed, have puked on yourself, urinated on yourself and are found passed out in random location.
hey anna its thomas i saw that asshole tyler last night he was pissing and puking all over himself in the bathroom at the bar totally wasterfaced
wasterfaced by Anna & Thomas March 4, 2008
waterface
The face made, especially by a bar patron, when they ask for a water as opossed to an alcoholic beverage. This face is made to let the bartender know that you feel bad about asking for something you don't expect to be paying for.
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