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wasteyface 

if it's not already self explanitory:

1: a heavily intoxicated individual who is probaly making an ass of themselves by either falling down, knocking something over, or any combination or variation of the two.
Wow, brian just did a swan dive onto the beer pong table... whaat a wasteyface.

"Hey, kate didn't drive home did she?"... "yeah dude, she did"... "DUDE!!! SHE'S TOTALLY WASTEYFACE!!!"
wasteyface by Xyrojin November 27, 2006
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Wasteface 

A drunk, person who is basically a piss head. When you know the person is a drunk, you call him\her a wasteface. Also can be applied to an alcoholic.
Neil is such a wasteface!
Wasteface by Wicksy January 31, 2010

wastey face

adj- the state of being drunk or clearly intoxicated

noun- one who is prone to being drunk or intoxicated
1) To start Bucknell's House Party Weekend early, we are going wastey faced to all our classes on Friday!!!

2) When I'm a senior my life will be worthless and I'll just be another wastey face.
wastey face by yeaaaaaaaaaah April 21, 2006

wastedface

noun. being completely trashed to the point where you can tell just by looking at someone's face that they are close to blacking out.
I went to that party and got completely wastedface.

I plan on getting wastedface tonight.
wastedface by UD girl April 20, 2007

wastefaced

reaching the state where one's physical and mental abilities are impaired due to excessive intoxication.
becky got soo wastefaced last night that she threw up everywhere.
wastefaced by itsSuSawwn March 15, 2011

wasterfaced 

beyond intoxicated, you lose motor function, eyes are lazy, face is flushed, have puked on yourself, urinated on yourself and are found passed out in random location.
hey anna its thomas i saw that asshole tyler last night he was pissing and puking all over himself in the bathroom at the bar totally wasterfaced
wasterfaced by Anna & Thomas March 4, 2008

waterface 

The face made, especially by a bar patron, when they ask for a water as opossed to an alcoholic beverage. This face is made to let the bartender know that you feel bad about asking for something you don't expect to be paying for.
"I'll just have a water, sorry." --- (bartender - "I can't believe these bitches keep making waterface.")
waterface by ryerro September 22, 2006
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