waste cook
"Something stinks around here, right Fred?" "Yeah, the waste cooks are baking up a storm in the next building."
waste cook by Pet-AM December 25, 2008
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wastebook
wastebook by Metz in San Francisco March 21, 2009
Related Words
waste cook • wastebook • wastebooking • Wastebooker • waste man • waste • waste yute • waste of time • waste of space • waste of sperm
Wastebooking
When, after consuming copious amounts of alcohol, one proceeds to the popular social networking site Facebook. Upon arriving at said site, the intoxicated individual leaves many sporadic messages and comments that, if sober, would normally not be left. The contents of these messages usually include embellishments of the events surrounding the current drunken stupor, or are more commonly blunt confessions of emotion and opinion. Often times a blatant disregard for tact and social conformities is exhibited. This inebriated harassment may or may not be limited to close friends. In most circumstances, the aftermath of wastebooking is usually laughed off and is stored only in memory for recantation in any future gathering of said friends. This has evolved with time as technology has advanced. Earlier precursors stem from shouting drunken obscenities and more recently include drunk dialing and drunk texting.
Nick: “WTF was up with that message you left at 3 in the morning?”
Justin: “Oh yea, I got trashed yesterday and ended the night by wastebooking everyone.”
Justin: “Oh yea, I got trashed yesterday and ended the night by wastebooking everyone.”
Wastebooking by NKClubTrill007 February 4, 2010
wastebooking
wastebooking by C Mag December 13, 2008
Wastebook
Common: Discovering how perfect other friends lives are through Facebook making you feel like a waste.
Alternative definitions:
1. Someone engrossed with the social mechanisms of Facebook. Miserably procrastination on facebook due to a lack of responsibilities or self interests.
2. Personal plethora of frequent Facebook sins.
Facebook sin, i.e. breaking social media norms.
3. Facebook pictures consisting solely of clubbing culture.
4. The Facebook masquerade of a perfect life.
Alternative definitions:
1. Someone engrossed with the social mechanisms of Facebook. Miserably procrastination on facebook due to a lack of responsibilities or self interests.
2. Personal plethora of frequent Facebook sins.
Facebook sin, i.e. breaking social media norms.
3. Facebook pictures consisting solely of clubbing culture.
4. The Facebook masquerade of a perfect life.
1. I've done it agian! I've missed studying, scrolling through wastebook newsfeed!
2. Social sins of the form: Radical feminist posts, public displays of affection, inappropriate statuses, being a beg etc
3. Jessica's memory museum of clubbing photos is Wastebook gold standard.
2. Social sins of the form: Radical feminist posts, public displays of affection, inappropriate statuses, being a beg etc
3. Jessica's memory museum of clubbing photos is Wastebook gold standard.
Wastebook by Cheeky_KONT May 26, 2015
Wastebooker
Someone who fills their Facebook profile with lame things like Mafia Wars, Cafe World, Farmville or their Daily Horoscope.
Jeez, I friended So and So on Facebook and their entire profile was nothing but Cafe World crap and Mafia Wars requests. What a Wastebooker!
Wastebooker by winnthrop January 23, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026