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The popular social networking site that moonlights as a black hole for actual social activity.
Dude, how come John didn't come out tonight? He was updating his status on wastebook.
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Wastebooking 

When, after consuming copious amounts of alcohol, one proceeds to the popular social networking site Facebook. Upon arriving at said site, the intoxicated individual leaves many sporadic messages and comments that, if sober, would normally not be left. The contents of these messages usually include embellishments of the events surrounding the current drunken stupor, or are more commonly blunt confessions of emotion and opinion. Often times a blatant disregard for tact and social conformities is exhibited. This inebriated harassment may or may not be limited to close friends. In most circumstances, the aftermath of wastebooking is usually laughed off and is stored only in memory for recantation in any future gathering of said friends. This has evolved with time as technology has advanced. Earlier precursors stem from shouting drunken obscenities and more recently include drunk dialing and drunk texting.
Nick: “WTF was up with that message you left at 3 in the morning?”
Justin: “Oh yea, I got trashed yesterday and ended the night by wastebooking everyone.”
Wastebooking by NKClubTrill007 February 4, 2010

wastebooking 

The act of writing semi-coherent messages on others' facebook walls whilst intoxicated.
I'm having a pretty bad night when I start wastebooking people I haven't seen since middle school.
wastebooking by C Mag December 13, 2008
Common: Discovering how perfect other friends lives are through Facebook making you feel like a waste.

Alternative definitions:

1. Someone engrossed with the social mechanisms of Facebook. Miserably procrastination on facebook due to a lack of responsibilities or self interests.

2. Personal plethora of frequent Facebook sins.
Facebook sin, i.e. breaking social media norms.

3. Facebook pictures consisting solely of clubbing culture.

4. The Facebook masquerade of a perfect life.
1. I've done it agian! I've missed studying, scrolling through wastebook newsfeed!

2. Social sins of the form: Radical feminist posts, public displays of affection, inappropriate statuses, being a beg etc

3. Jessica's memory museum of clubbing photos is Wastebook gold standard.
Wastebook by Cheeky_KONT May 26, 2015

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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