wassercat 

A person who pours soda into other another person's mailbox, traditionally done so on Superbowl Sunday.

You damn wassercats have done this for the last time!

wassercat by Shoobadoop June 14, 2016

Debbie Wasserman Schultz 

The corrupt and evil leader of the Democratic Party who rigged the 2016 primary elections. In a leaked email, Schultz and one of her colleagues plotted to portray Bernie Sanders as an atheist in states that were particularly religious. She eventually resigned as the chairperson of the Democratic Party.

Fuck Debbie Wasserman Schultz

Debbie Wasserman Schultz by abcdefghi76543 July 25, 2016

wasterbate 

to masterbate over something that isnt worth the time or the effort then realising what you have done.

"dude i need to jerk of so bad but if im afraid if i blow my load over the wrong thing it could turn it a total wasterbate nightmare"

wasterbate by Toffer92 April 13, 2010

wasserday 

Any day you blow off work just to completely fuck off all day long; usually taken mid-week and for no other reason than you just hate working.

Dude, I totally took a wasserday yesterday...I hit the alarm, rubbed one out, ordered an eight ball and then called in sick.

wasserday by Granuppie April 27, 2009

waltercation

When you mother's new boyfriend named Walt, who thinks he is the man of the house, gets into an altercation with you.

I had another Waltercation today when I didn't take the trash out on time. It was the worst!

waltercation by Shotty772 May 30, 2009

mega-wasserday 

Blowing off work on a Friday and the last day of the month when your boss is out, just to completely fuck off all day; usually resulting in losing your job.

Brah, I'm taking a mega-wasserday. I ordered some gay porn last night and I still have 6 hours left on my rental and some anal lube left. wasserday

mega-wasserday by Granuppie July 31, 2009

megan wasserman 

short, angry, redhead

oh no, megan wasserman is coming. watch out

megan wasserman by Hi howdy Hi Hey Hi November 24, 2019