wasserman 

to completly ruin something, or to take a funny joke too far so it isnt funny anymore.

guy1: (funny joke)

guy2: (says something so dumb, nobody wants to be affiliated with the joke)

everyone: (sighs in unison, then scream in unison) "WASSERMAN!!"

wasserman by wasserhater October 28, 2009

Wasserman 

a white, obese male (often a teacher) who is utterly obsessed with the smell, feel and texture of women’s hair. he does not ask for consent before sniffing and playing with hair.

“hey, stop being a wasserman!”

Wasserman by Wasserman October 29, 2019

Wasserman Playdate 

When you have two dates or events planned for one evening.

She invited me to an early dinner, do you think she's trying to pull a Wasserman Playdate?

Wasserman Playdate by gayfortv July 17, 2018

Debbie Wasserman Schultz 

The corrupt and evil leader of the Democratic Party who rigged the 2016 primary elections. In a leaked email, Schultz and one of her colleagues plotted to portray Bernie Sanders as an atheist in states that were particularly religious. She eventually resigned as the chairperson of the Democratic Party.

Fuck Debbie Wasserman Schultz

Debbie Wasserman Schultz by abcdefghi76543 July 25, 2016

megan wasserman 

short, angry, redhead

oh no, megan wasserman is coming. watch out

megan wasserman by Hi howdy Hi Hey Hi November 24, 2019

Issac Jew Boy Wasserman 

Quite possibly the only jew at St. Albans. Originally from the ghetto (aka Murch Elementary). Bad ass activities include the D.C. Youth Orchestra, snow boarding, and creating cool websites with his minions: Shep, Gunner, and Hans, otherwise known as the WASP-eters. Formally known as Mr. Elley Blanchet.

In a world of popped collars and checkered shorts, Isaac Jew Boy Wasserman is a refreshing antidote. Has a twin.

Issac Jew Boy Wasserman by the coolest person EVER February 28, 2005

Mrs Wasserman

A math teacher who like to make fun of kids that are in lower math classes and she also like to make fun of kids with depression

I was trying to do my math test but all I could hear is Mrs Wassermans typing in the back

Mrs Wasserman by Texas Instruments June 1, 2018