Schultz

"The shit," awesome.

Joe: Dude, have you tried that new coffee place on Snelling?
Doug: Yeah, man, that place is the schultz!

by Banana Burger April 11, 2009

Schultz

Used to describe someone being of very late status, showing a demeanor of not wanting to kick it, or all around avoiding human life in general.

Burt: man nick is being a hardcore Schultz right now
Davie: so true dude so true, its been a couple hours now
Burt: hes probably not coming through
Together: a Schultz.

by a weekend of vampires May 22, 2013

Schultz

to shit your pants.

Brett totally schultzed his pants in a fast food parking lot on halloween. ewww.

by rdfyerytrw January 23, 2010

Schultz

(shoolts) - VERB

To simultaneously get yourself fired from 3 jobs and banned from a venue.

"Hey, why isn't Kevin here?"

"Oh he schultzed himself last week, long story!"

by Crowdsurfer February 07, 2010

Schultz

shultz is a tall mentally ill looking norwegian that has skin so bright it blinds small children

person 1: Dude
person 2: Ya
person 1: You see that loser over there
person 2: Uh ya he looks like a sick norwegian.
person 1: Totally, What a Schultz.

by Don't use your real name March 12, 2009

Schultz

A game where one person makes an obviously false statement and another person corrects the statement. The original person then shouts "Schultz". A master "Schultzer" can not be "Schultzed"

Nick: I get alot of girls
Kevin: No you don't
Nick: "Schultz"!
Kevin: Oh man, you got me dude.

by Purple Colored July 06, 2006

Schultzing

v. To check out one's own reflection in all reflective surfaces, including mirrors, office and/or store front windows.

n. Irresistible compulsion to check out one's own reflection in all reflective surfaces.

Franklin wouldn't have tripped and fallen on his face if he wasn't schultzing in that car's window.

by R.Dubs March 05, 2010