wasserday 

Any day you blow off work just to completely fuck off all day long; usually taken mid-week and for no other reason than you just hate working.

Dude, I totally took a wasserday yesterday...I hit the alarm, rubbed one out, ordered an eight ball and then called in sick.

wasserday by Granuppie April 27, 2009

wasserday 

Any day you blow off work just to completely fuck off all day long; usually taken mid-week and for no other reason than you just hate working.

Dude, I totally took a wasserday yesterday. I hit the alarm, rubbed one out, ordered an eight ball and then called in sick on my way to AC.

wasserday by Granuppie April 27, 2009

mega-wasserday 

Blowing off work on a Friday and the last day of the month when your boss is out, just to completely fuck off all day; usually resulting in losing your job.

Brah, I'm taking a mega-wasserday. I ordered some gay porn last night and I still have 6 hours left on my rental and some anal lube left. wasserday

mega-wasserday by Granuppie July 31, 2009

Debbie Wasserman Schultz 

The corrupt and evil leader of the Democratic Party who rigged the 2016 primary elections. In a leaked email, Schultz and one of her colleagues plotted to portray Bernie Sanders as an atheist in states that were particularly religious. She eventually resigned as the chairperson of the Democratic Party.

Fuck Debbie Wasserman Schultz

Debbie Wasserman Schultz by abcdefghi76543 July 25, 2016

megan wasserman 

short, angry, redhead

oh no, megan wasserman is coming. watch out

megan wasserman by Hi howdy Hi Hey Hi November 24, 2019

Wassermann Paradox 

The act of simultaneously ejaculating and soiling oneself during intercourse. The "paradox" to which the name refers is the question as to whether one should cease the act of coitus in order to go to the bathroom and defecate, or to continue and risk the consequences.

"I'm going to need a mop and bucket, I may have suffered from the Wassermann Paradox."

Wassermann Paradox by MasterOnion December 13, 2009

Wasserbag 

An inverted scrotum; a pile of sagging ball meat above the shaft of a cock. A penis eyelid.

That poor bastard must never get laid, his wasserbag looks like a gigantic clitoral hood. I'm surprised his cock doesn't suffocate under there!

wassergock wassergunt

Wasserbag by Granuppie April 21, 2009