wasserday
Any day you blow off work just to completely fuck off all day long; usually taken mid-week and for no other reason than you just hate working.
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mega-wasserday
Blowing off work on a Friday and the last day of the month when your boss is out, just to completely fuck off all day; usually resulting in losing your job.
Brah, I'm taking a mega-wasserday. I ordered some gay porn last night and I still have 6 hours left on my rental and some anal lube left. wasserday
mega-wasserday by Granuppie July 31, 2009
Debbie Wasserman Schultz
The corrupt and evil leader of the Democratic Party who rigged the 2016 primary elections. In a leaked email, Schultz and one of her colleagues plotted to portray Bernie Sanders as an atheist in states that were particularly religious. She eventually resigned as the chairperson of the Democratic Party.
Debbie Wasserman Schultz by abcdefghi76543 July 25, 2016
megan wasserman
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Wassermann Paradox
The act of simultaneously ejaculating and soiling oneself during intercourse. The "paradox" to which the name refers is the question as to whether one should cease the act of coitus in order to go to the bathroom and defecate, or to continue and risk the consequences.
Wassermann Paradox by MasterOnion December 13, 2009
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