Any day you blow off work just to completely fuck off all day long; usually taken mid-week and for no other reason than you just hate working.
Dude, I totally took a wasserday yesterday...I hit the alarm, rubbed one out, ordered an eight ball and then called in sick.
by Granuppie April 27, 2009
When a "so-called" experienced snowboarder completely eats it on the slopes and yardsales like a newbie.
Bra, did you see Kirky faceplant on the bunny trail? That was the most embarassing jerkpatrick eva!
yardsale faceplant
yardsale faceplant
by Granuppie April 21, 2009
A person with an attention span less than one second due to chronic masturbation, video gaming and schnauzer banging as a youth. People with this condition can't even commit to taking a shit when they are already on the toilet. The only way to grab their attention is to talk about fakies, jeeps, weed or seven different kinds of smoke.
Brah, my boss's attention deficit douchebag disorder (ADDB) is off the charts. He was spanking his monkey the other day and he forgot what he was doing!
by Granuppie January 13, 2010
Any day you blow off work just to completely fuck off all day long; usually taken mid-week and for no other reason than you just hate working.
Dude, I totally took a wasserday yesterday. I hit the alarm, rubbed one out, ordered an eight ball and then called in sick on my way to AC.
by Granuppie April 27, 2009
Blowing off work on a Friday and the last day of the month when your boss is out, just to completely fuck off all day; usually resulting in losing your job.
Brah, I'm taking a mega-wasserday. I ordered some gay porn last night and I still have 6 hours left on my rental and some anal lube left. wasserday
by Granuppie July 31, 2009
That poor bastard must never get laid, his wasserbag looks like a gigantic clitoral hood. I'm surprised his cock doesn't suffocate under there!
wassergock wassergunt
wassergock wassergunt
by Granuppie April 21, 2009
That wassergunt is so huge and hairy it looks like a furry Lincoln Tunnel. You could drive a bus in there!
by Granuppie April 10, 2009