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A very annoying, starbucks addicted man child.
"damn wasseil has been stuck in bronze for 2 years"
wasseil by always right biatch November 9, 2022
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1. The tradition of singing carols door to door.
2. An ancient tradition that exists of going from house to house on Christmas for Wassail. If you can't provide wassail for humble, tattered minstrels, you gotta turn over your debit card and PIN number immediately.
3. A refreshing, great tasting beverage that comes in cans.
"Enjoy the great taste of Wassail... in cans!"
Wassail by Joseph Grabko September 27, 2005
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A Wassell is the Guy at the Bar buying the drinks, and serving the Laughs, Honourable and sincere in their Intentions, and loyal to a Fault, first to jump in to defend the weak from the tyrannical, always has your back in a conflict if you're the righteous party, A spiritual Being born of Forest, and Lunar energy, the light of the Universe flows within a Wassell.
Look!?! A Wassell, haven't seen one of those in a while, owning that scene as per!
Wassell by TheEmpathicDiction July 31, 2018
A handsome sweet man who is the opposite of footsome, a lover of peanuts and rides bicycles at an athletic level. He could ride all the way from The Great Wall of China to Area 51 Nevada. He holds a phD in Yukiology. He is also an annoying guy who annoys every single close friend, but they love him for that.
Wassil’s a great friend to Yuki, ouioui!
Wassil by Rezyuki July 15, 2019
Wassels be what ye doth youst;

upon moonlit fjords after a sucessful pillage;

swords laid crimson with the blood of thine vanquished foe.
The King doth wake to night,
and takes his rouse,
Keepes wassels and the swaggering vpspring reeles,
And as he dreines his draughts of Renish downe,
The kettle Drum and Trumpet thus bray out
The triumph of his Pledge.

"Rejoice forthwith ye heathen! Thy enemies lie fallen; and the spoils of battle be upon thee! A youst of wassels!"
wassels by I be Roliung, ye xefe! August 19, 2004

wassailing

To embrace and enjoy a toast ,is the act of drinking alcohol and or the local drink ,walk around sing and enjoy a bountiful harvest . Modern day we wasel and and we sing from house to share the day.
Let's go wassailing around the neighborhood.
wassailing by AmandaPeaches January 14, 2017
(Verb) To dress up like a scientist just so one can masturbate while wearing a lab coat and safety goggles.
Mike became so excited after he wasseled, he stained his saftey goggles and wiped them clean with his lab coat.
Wassel by Dr. Wassel May 27, 2003
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