Wassell 

A Wassell is the Guy at the Bar buying the drinks, and serving the Laughs, Honourable and sincere in their Intentions, and loyal to a Fault, first to jump in to defend the weak from the tyrannical, always has your back in a conflict if you're the righteous party, A spiritual Being born of Forest, and Lunar energy, the light of the Universe flows within a Wassell.

Look!?! A Wassell, haven't seen one of those in a while, owning that scene as per!

Wassell by TheEmpathicDiction July 31, 2018

wassell 

a very quiet and manipulative person never happy unless they get there own way

that girl over there is such a Wassell

wassell by shane1997 January 2, 2014

wassels 

Wassels be what ye doth youst;

upon moonlit fjords after a sucessful pillage;

swords laid crimson with the blood of thine vanquished foe.

The King doth wake to night,
and takes his rouse,
Keepes wassels and the swaggering vpspring reeles,
And as he dreines his draughts of Renish downe,
The kettle Drum and Trumpet thus bray out
The triumph of his Pledge.

"Rejoice forthwith ye heathen! Thy enemies lie fallen; and the spoils of battle be upon thee! A youst of wassels!"

wassels by I be Roliung, ye xefe! August 19, 2004

Wassel 

(Verb) To dress up like a scientist just so one can masturbate while wearing a lab coat and safety goggles.

Mike became so excited after he wasseled, he stained his saftey goggles and wiped them clean with his lab coat.

Wassel by Dr. Wassel May 27, 2003

Wassel 

(Verb)Insisting that time machines exist because it was seen on TV even though the idea of a Flux Capacitor is unholy and just plain wrong. This statement is often made to obtain sexual gratification off of an elderly family member or an older homosexual that resembles the Wasseler's father.

Michael told everyone on the school bus that time machines really do exist because he saw it on television the night before. He made this statement because he knew his grandmother was having company over that kind of looked like his father and he was hoping to have relationships with both of them at the same time.

Wassel by Roy Palpherson December 2, 2004

Wassel 

(Noun)One who commonly talks to figments of his or her imagintation and demands that they exist even though those fictitious characters do not.

Granny walked in on Michael while he was masturbating and asked who he was talking to and Mike stated that it was a 2000 year-old mechanical dog named Harvey Dog along with Sugar Crisp Cereal Spokesbear Sugar Bear. Because Mike was a wassel and had no true grasp of logic he insisted that the dog and bear were actually there watching him holding towels even though they were not.

Wassel by Jason February 24, 2004

wassel 

(Noun) The actions that are a result of referring to ones' phallus as a candy stick.

(Verb) Feeling a total lack of shame during the aftermath of a mid-day high school fecal accident in the pants.

(Noun) Mikey was astonished when he had to come face to face with the wassel and started to realize that calling his penis a "candy stick" was something that he shouldn't of done.

(Verb) Mike was proudly wasseling when he gleefully announced to several of his classmates that he had crapped his pants and that the feces were still in them.

wassel by Roy Benum April 10, 2008