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Wassies are tiny creatures with room temperature IQ. They are usually a mix of platypuses, frogs, ducks, or penguins and the result of radioactive incidents or mysterious apocalyptic events. Their short lifespan extends further if kept in a fridge after which they respawn with the knowledge of their ancestors.

Some people derive amusement from targeting them, while others passionately stand up to their defense but wassies simply cannot be stopped or eradicated.
I am a wassie.
WASSIE by wassie69 November 1, 2023
Related Words
Wassil wassila wassim Wassel wasilla wassie wasil Wassail wassi wassio
A smol purple edible creature that has a lifespan of 40 days (longer if kept in the fridge).

Just one of these can overrun your place in under 3 days, by then it won't be alone.

They collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each.

There are many recipes all over the net.
*opens the fridge*
- "Where's my hamcat? There are only wassies in this fridge!"
*grabs a wassie and throws it in the pan*
wassie by Craig Fraud Wright June 18, 2019
A smart and beautiful girl. Don't fuck with her because she's going to get your ass with Karma. She's a strong and great leader. She is good with people and you can trust her. She is not a liar and if it comes to it she'll fight for what she loves.
Do you know her? I've heard of her, her name is Wassima. They say you better don't fuck with her beacause she's going to get your ass.
Wassima by (JustSomeone) February 26, 2017
Wasilat is a smart beautiful and almost as lazy girl. She says what she want to say at any point . She is born somewhere between being a Aries and a Leo . Her looks name her queen and or princess maybe even goddess
Wasilat is coming for you
wasilat by Lit.goddess May 20, 2018
The best of the best, extremely sexy and handsome, his name stands for handsome in arabic so it only makes sense, always has a smile on his face, usually has a group of 5 friends and spends most of his time on social media, had many crushes but he never had a girlfriend
Girl: Who's that handsome looking boy?
Guy: That's my homie wassim
Wassim by A random dude. April 23, 2019
handsome, clever, wise, creative, unique.

usually, he does not exist in the real world, he is a methodological creature like the sphinx.
he is like wassim, that is unbelievable.this creature is a myth.
wassim by Mr smoothie February 9, 2020