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1. The tradition of singing carols door to door.
2. An ancient tradition that exists of going from house to house on Christmas for Wassail. If you can't provide wassail for humble, tattered minstrels, you gotta turn over your debit card and PIN number immediately.
3. A refreshing, great tasting beverage that comes in cans.
"Enjoy the great taste of Wassail... in cans!"
Wassail by Joseph Grabko September 27, 2005
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1. To sing carols from house to house at Christmas

2. The act of grabbing the shaft of ones erect penis in one hand and using the palm of the other hand to rub the head in circulur motions. This can usually only be done for a few seconds at a time due to the head of the penis being so sensitive and giving the male a very intense overwhelming feeling.
When masturbating and no one is looking, i often like to Wassail for a few seconds.
Wassail by Evan February 5, 2004
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a party where everyone drinks alchohol an gets shitfaced
ted got hammered and hit on his sister at the wassail
Wassail by valvedor the grand July 6, 2005

Wassail’d

When one has had to much wassail and gets drunk from it.
Man uncle Bob was wassail’d Up last night.
Wassail’d by Mattroid Prime December 25, 2018
A handsome sweet man who is the opposite of footsome, a lover of peanuts and rides bicycles at an athletic level. He could ride all the way from The Great Wall of China to Area 51 Nevada. He holds a phD in Yukiology. He is also an annoying guy who annoys every single close friend, but they love him for that.
Wassil’s a great friend to Yuki, ouioui!
Wassil by Rezyuki July 15, 2019

wassailing

To embrace and enjoy a toast ,is the act of drinking alcohol and or the local drink ,walk around sing and enjoy a bountiful harvest . Modern day we wasel and and we sing from house to share the day.
Let's go wassailing around the neighborhood.
wassailing by AmandaPeaches January 14, 2017
A Girl that is very beautiful but has many crushes and cannot choose between them, she is very cool too.
Yo Wassila Hows boi Going, No I Have A New Crush
wassila by Hahalolilovebooks February 1, 2018
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