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Wassailing

The act of being a professional childhood alcoholic, traveling door-to-door in search of the next fix, targeting wealthy neighbors. Common tactics include gaslighting, guilt tripping and other manipulative tactics.

**See original lyrics for further reference.
Kid: Hey bro I’m sober and hating it. Wanna go Wassailing after school and get shitfaced?

Friend: Duh.
Wassailing by Dr. Brostein December 20, 2022
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Assailing 

To attack with or as if with violent blows; assault.
Mike Tyson to Dermot Murnaghan on Sky News:

""You're starting to irritate me now... I guess I did change because I'm not assailing you""
Assailing by Hip-Hopper November 8, 2009

wassling 

Unlikely pastime for bored teenagers. Includes, but not limited to, throwing rice, flour, soda, paintballs, or anything else that can be hard to clean up at unexpecting pedestrians(commonly illegal Mexican workers) from a moving vehicle.
The boys covered several Mexicans in flour during a fun day of wassling.
wassling by Pipeline July 28, 2008
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026