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Wassailing

The act of being a professional childhood alcoholic, traveling door-to-door in search of the next fix, targeting wealthy neighbors. Common tactics include gaslighting, guilt tripping and other manipulative tactics.

**See original lyrics for further reference.
Kid: Hey bro I’m sober and hating it. Wanna go Wassailing after school and get shitfaced?

Friend: Duh.
Wassailing by Dr. Brostein December 20, 2022
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Assailing 

To attack with or as if with violent blows; assault.
Mike Tyson to Dermot Murnaghan on Sky News:

""You're starting to irritate me now... I guess I did change because I'm not assailing you""
Assailing by Hip-Hopper November 8, 2009

wassling 

Unlikely pastime for bored teenagers. Includes, but not limited to, throwing rice, flour, soda, paintballs, or anything else that can be hard to clean up at unexpecting pedestrians(commonly illegal Mexican workers) from a moving vehicle.
The boys covered several Mexicans in flour during a fun day of wassling.
wassling by Pipeline July 28, 2008
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026