The wattage bazooka refers to a monstrous amount of
power delivered through the pedals of a bicycle for a duration of 5 minutes or greater. Often produced by the illustrious Tony
Martin who fires wattage bazookas left, right and centre to hold off the entire chasing peloton. Sometimes confused with watt bomb, an important distinction is that the wattage bazooka is an extended period of huge, mind blowing power rather than a short, sharp explosion. It can therefore be thought to consist of many watt bombs
spread over a period of time greater than 5 minutes.
"Did you see
Peter Sagan drop a watt bomb on the final climb to win the world championships?" said
Billy.
"My dear
boy, that was no watt bomb! Sagan fired off the wattage bazooka for that victory!" responded James.