Hanky wanky

When someone over the age of 50 jerks off into their hanky

Man 1.im so horny but I’m at my nieces kindergarten

Man2. I know, just do a hanky wanky

by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 September 01, 2020

Polar depress

When you are depressed and all you feel is cold and lonely

See that kid with a ar15 in his bag over there, he is a polar depress.

by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 August 31, 2020

Sun shower

When you wait all week to go to the toilet, and on the seventh day you go to the top of a building and spray down on people walking on the streets

Hey bro do you want to do a epic prank, it’s called a sun shower

by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 August 31, 2020

Brown truffle

A brown truffle is when you are walking along the beach and find a crap buried in the sand.

It can be from a dog or a human

Ohh crinkle bread I stepped on a brown truffle

by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 August 30, 2020

Solar shit

A solar shit is when the toilet is sprayed in a dark gooey substance otherwise known as shit.

You might need to clean the toilet, I took a solar shit

by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 August 26, 2020

Ping Chang wog tang boo nobling

If you ever hear a Asian say this run. They are apart of a elite force of spies. When they say ping chang wog tang boo nobling they are communicating that that area is not guarded well and easy to invade.

Person 1. Yeesh yeesh ma freend, ping Chang wog tang boo nobling
Me. *runs

by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 August 31, 2020

Sunflower shower

When you take a shower but instead of water that comes out of the shower head it’s bright yellow piss

Ummm just to let you know I don’t have a normal shower, I have a sunflower shower

by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 August 31, 2020