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wanky blanky 

A wanky blanky is.....when ur in the parents house ( or anyones) and u feel the need to spank the yank frank but u have no tissues to hand, so u get ur sock ( or anyones) and put it over ur penis and masterbate so any foam from the cum cannon is caught within the sock
A wanky blanky is.....when ur in the parents house ( or anyones) and u feel the need to spank the yank frank but u have no tissues to hand, so u get ur sock ( or anyones) and put it over ur penis and masterbate so any foam from the cum cannon is caught within the sock
wanky blanky by blumkin05 September 5, 2016
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Wanky blanky 

When your at post drinks, and you jerk it off under the group blanket.
Ahh will! You having a Wanky blanky?
Wanky blanky by Peanut1788 June 25, 2019

wanky banky 

when you put money in your partners asshole and stare at the money while you masturbate
"Oh yeah I showed that bitch what's up with my wanky banky!"
wanky banky by Xjennaxjarboex January 13, 2014

wank blanket 

this is often an old shirt or towel which a frustrated bloke beats his meat on to so his milky tears of human love don't stain his favourite aunts mattress
jesus i could do with strangling the one eyed monster!! where's my wank blanket??....yes auntie i'll be down in a minute
wank blanket by POWER B May 14, 2003

Wank Blank 

A blanket used (instead of socks, rags, etc) used solely for jacking ur beans into
Yeah man she gave me blue balls so i used my wank blank to take care of it
Wank Blank by M.Yaro July 6, 2019

Wank Blank 

When you leave someone on read on blank them, simply because you are wanking/jacking yourself off
Dude Sarah just Wank Blanked me

Wank Blank 

When someone blanks you/ you blank them, simply because you/they are wanking/jacking off.
Guy 1: “Why didn’t you reply?”
Guy2: “I was (wanking)!”
Guy 1: “You (wank blanked) me!”
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