blanky 

security blanket. Imparts the power of invisibility. Also impervious to vampire attack. The blanket can be worn up to the neck and still give complete protection, due to a forcefield that projects up over the head. Helps you sleep.
Also the name of a member of the superhero team, the Flangetastic Four.

" I wish we werent camping on this old indian burial ground."
" Im not worried, I brought my blanky"

blanky by dr live March 14, 2008

blanky 

The act of texting an acquaintance with a blank text. The implication of this is that you would blank said acquaintance if you saw them walking along on the street and they said hi to you. Blankies are used to show a general dislike or anger towards a person.

The effect is doubled if the person on the receiving end owns an old phone which can only store a limited number of texts (e.g. a Nokia 3310).

Person 1: Oh shit man.
Person 2: What's up, James?
Person 1: Jenny just sent me a blanky.
Person 2: Ha, she must really hate you.

blanky by seafordfmrulez June 21, 2012

Blanky 

A blanky is a particularly appeasing sexual technique used for extreme arousal; usually only women skilled in oral can pull it off.

Man that girl gives a good blanky.

I got a blanky last night, it was the best.

Blanky by W0lfPunk January 26, 2011

blanky 

a man who can not ejaculate

nick doesn't watch porn anymore because he's a blanky

blanky by getsome... July 3, 2008

blanky mcblanksalot 

A generic term used to describe one who engages in a particular habitual behavior. Fill in the "blank"s with whichever behavior fits the individual in question.

Blanky McBlanksalot sure loves to BLANK.
What a surprise, Crappy McCrapsalot needs to use the bathroom again.
You're just never happy, are you, Whiny McWhinesalot?
Jerky McJerksalot needs some "alone time", if you know what I mean.

blanky mcblanksalot by Joey Headset March 7, 2008

Blanky Jankies 

When you jerk off and nothing comes out.

"I'm throwing blanky jankies" - Three 6 Mafia song "Lolli Lolli"

Blanky Jankies by The Hernandez Family August 16, 2012

wanky blanky 

A wanky blanky is.....when ur in the parents house ( or anyones) and u feel the need to spank the yank frank but u have no tissues to hand, so u get ur sock ( or anyones) and put it over ur penis and masterbate so any foam from the cum cannon is caught within the sock

A wanky blanky is.....when ur in the parents house ( or anyones) and u feel the need to spank the yank frank but u have no tissues to hand, so u get ur sock ( or anyones) and put it over ur penis and masterbate so any foam from the cum cannon is caught within the sock

wanky blanky by blumkin05 September 5, 2016