wanktart

This word originates from the terms, "Wank", wich is an english slang term for, Masturbate and tart, which is defined as a delicious cream filled pastry.

Definition: A pastry, cake, or other dessert item that has been ejaculated upon.

"No one pisses on my thread. You wanktarts."

by Hungrylizard August 27, 2004

wanktastic

Something or someone worthy of being the subject of a person's oneristic tendencies. Something or someone worth wanking over.

"ooh thats a wanktasic set of tits!"

by Tom Jones June 1, 2003

wanktard

wanker + retard = wanktard

he is such a wanktard

by Miss. Unique April 14, 2006

wanktard

noun. a person that exhibits the lesser attributes of a chronic masturbator and the mentally deficient.

You are a wanktard.

by CorruptedData February 7, 2003

wanktard

1. see parsha
2. the state of being a wanker while at the same time illustrating the qualities of a mentally challenged person, or, presently, a retard

1. omg Parsha you are such a wanktard!
2. d00d dont be a wanktard!
3. omg ur such a wanktard!
4. wanktard!

by uh.... March 26, 2004

wanktastic tit barrel

Another name for a saggy titted lady.

"Ew its that wanktastic tit barrel, again..."

by PowerGlide May 10, 2015

Wanktastic

A word sarcastically used to describe extremely fast, yet unmelodic, self indulgent guitar playing.

Person 1: Isn't Yngwie Malmsteen great?
Person 2 (sarcastically): Yeah... he's wanktastic...

by Franchez August 27, 2005