Danktuary 

1. A special place, usually in one's home, in which one can smoke kind bud without fear of reprisal from family or unjust prosecution by the law. It requires absolutely no creature comforts and may even be uncomfortable due to space limitations, exposure, odor, or proximity to dangerous equipment.

1. Wife--Hon, what happened? Husband--Aww man,I was hunkering in the danktuary takin' wise man communion and I hit my head on some exposed nails after I took a shock from the wires on that giant compressor in the basement.
2. Child 1: Dad sure is more fun and looks less like he's about to have an aneurysm after he fixes that compressor in the building basement. Child 2: Yeah, mom says he prays for patience and takes communion is the Danktuary.

Danktuary by NippleDriver March 6, 2012

wanktuary 

Your dorm room when your roommate is out of town.

"Dude, I'm not playing basketball, HBO's got porn on and my dorm is a certified wanktuary."

wanktuary by fittnacious April 2, 2007

Yanktuary 

A safe and quiet place for a man to rub one out, jerk off, beat the bishop, stroke the salami, wax the knob, or any other euphemism for the act of masturbation.

When I’m horny and need to drain my prostate, I retreat to my Yanktuary to take care of business. My wife will never catch me doing it in there.

Yanktuary by Goosey Goose February 25, 2022

sanktuary 

A lifeboat.

I always make sure to have a sturdy lifeboat in top condition whenever I head to sea in my cabin-cruiser, but I try to diligently maintain the launch itself, also, so that hopefully I won't ever need the lifeboat as a sanktuary.

sanktuary by QuacksO July 29, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004